Lotion boy: One time in my chemistry class, while the teacher was talking, this guy asked loudly, вЂњDoes anyone have any lotion?вЂќ The teacher stopped talking as some girl gave him some hand lotion. The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face as the whole class watches him in confusion. The teacher asks him what heвЂ™s doing, and he responds with вЂњI forgot to moisturize this morningвЂќ and puts even more on his face. The teacher asks him to go to the hall to finish his moisturizing because heвЂ™s being a distraction, and after about 10 minutes he still hasnвЂ™t come back in, so someone opens the door to check and heвЂ™s still smearing lotion all over his face. He finally comes back in and hands the girl her lotion, and heвЂ™s used up half of it. Now people call him lotion boy.