Thanks, Mrs. Miller, you the best: One time way back in sixth grade math class I had to fart really bad. Me being the idiot that I am decided that it would be silent. Big surprise it wasnвЂ™t. The only person talking was the teacher and she was interrupted by freaking cannon fire farts. She said she was disappointed I couldnвЂ™t hold it in and proceeded to tell a story of how she taught a famous athlete who did nearly the same thing.